I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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