This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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