omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Two words: nipple clamps
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