There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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