He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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