return my video game
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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