some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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