How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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