I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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