That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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