We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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