oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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