Porn is love you can see.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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