Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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