i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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