Don't you send me to vm
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
The power of my boobs compel you
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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