I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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