Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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