youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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