I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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