What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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