Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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