I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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