i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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