I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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