god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Randomize
