Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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