he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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