For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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