"it" just moved
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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