So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
