i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
bring money and cleavage
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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