please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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