He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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