i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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