Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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