whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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