Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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