Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
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