doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just sent this text using only my big toe
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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