i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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