Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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