I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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