in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
