there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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