How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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