I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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