they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I checked into jail on foursquare
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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