dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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