Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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