Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
