She's JV to your varsity
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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