quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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