She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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